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SATIRICAL ALERT

Because Nothing Says Democracy Like Your Face on Money

The "Golden Age Act of 2025" wants to mandate Trump's portrait on all $100 bills printed after 2028.

Yes, you read that correctly. This is real. And it's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.

Let's Think About This:

Currency features historical figures, not living politicians seeking glorification

This isn't about legacy—it's about ego and propaganda

We're better than authoritarian personality cults

Critical thinking required • Democracy matters

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"Who needs Washington, Lincoln, or Franklin when you can have ME on your money?"

— Said no humble leader, ever

RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE

Why This Act Is Deeply Problematic

Let's break down exactly why putting a living politician's face on currency is a terrible idea for democracy

Living Politicians Don't Go on Currency

There's a reason democracies wait until leaders are dead and their legacies can be objectively assessed. This isn't North Korea.

Cult of Personality

Authoritarian regimes put their leaders on currency to create personality cults. We're supposed to be better than that.

Undermines Democratic Values

Currency should represent the nation, not any single politician. This prioritizes one person above the country.

Expensive Propaganda

Redesigning currency costs taxpayers millions. Should we really spend that money on political self-promotion?

Ignores American Tradition

Washington, Lincoln, Hamilton—they earned their place through historical achievement. This is premature ego-stroking.

Divides the Nation

Currency should unite us. Putting a divisive political figure on money forces everyone to carry propaganda.

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REJECT

REALITY CHECK

What Real Leadership Looks Like

True leaders don't need their faces on money. They lead through service, humility, and putting country before self. This Act represents the opposite.

Real Democracy

Currency honors those who've passed and whose legacy has been evaluated by history

This Act

Puts a living, politically active figure on money while legal troubles and controversies remain unresolved

Real Democracy

Leaders serve the people and step down peacefully when their term ends

This Act

Creates permanent propaganda that everyone must carry in their wallet

COMPARE THE FACTS

Historical Presidents vs. This Proposal

Let's examine who actually appears on U.S. currency and why they earned that honor

GEORGE WASHINGTON - $1 Bill

Why He's On Currency

Founded the nation, refused to be king, voluntarily stepped down after two terms, unanimously revered decades after his death

ABRAHAM LINCOLN - $5 Bill

Why He's On Currency

Preserved the Union, ended slavery, died for his country, historical consensus on greatness formed over 150+ years

THIS PROPOSAL - $100 Bill

Why It's Different

Still alive and politically active, facing multiple legal proceedings, deeply divisive, no historical perspective possible, clear self-promotion

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The Standard Must Be Higher

Currency honors those whose place in history is settled, not those still seeking power

Historical Fact

Every person currently on U.S. currency was chosen decades or centuries after their death, once their historical significance was clear.

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How to Stop the Idiocracy

Democracy requires participation. Here's how you can help prevent this absurd Act from becoming reality

Contact Your Representatives

Call, email, or write to your senators and representatives. Let them know you oppose this Act.

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This Isn't a Joke. It's Real.

The "Donald J. Trump Golden Age Act of 2025" is an actual legislative proposal. Democracy depends on citizens who pay attention and speak up when lines are crossed.

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